IT’S THE FASHION WEEK WEEKEND!
SO I THOUGHT IT’S JUST ABOUT TIME TO SET A NEW TREND FOR ALL THE MONGERS:
BLOOD SOAKED GREY JEANS.
EASY DONE, CHEAP, A BIT PAINFUL, BUT WORTH IT.
1. GET ON A SKATEBOARD
2. HIT A BANK TO CURB (WITH METAL EDGES) AT MODERATE SPEED (VERY SUITABLE IS THE ONE AT BERND’S WOHNZIMMER)
3. POP AN OLLIE AND TRY TO LOCK A BACKSIDE 50/50 OR BACKSIDE SMITH GRIND
4. MISS THE CURB AND LAND WITH THE WHEELS SLIGHTLY BEHIND ITS EDGE
5. SLIP AND HIT YOUR SHINS HARD ON THE METAL EDGE WITHOUT HAVING A CHANCE TO BAIL OUT ONTO YOUR HANDS
6. THERE YOU HAVE IT: WITHIN A FEW SECONDS YOUR PANT IS ALL BLOODY FROM KNEE TO FEET
7. IF YOU THINK IT’S SOAKED IN WELL, GET A BAND AID AND STOP THE BLEEDING
8. BLOOD SOAKED GREY JEANS GO WELL WITH A PAIR OF BRAND NEW ROUGH TWEED ETNIES ASHBURY SNEAKS
IF YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT EFFECTIVE SLAMMING, WATCH THIS EPICLY LATER’D EPISODE OF
JERRY HSU AT VBS.TV
…LOTS OF OTHER COOL IDEAS OF SPLIT TOES, BUISED ANKLES, TORN PANTS, HIPPERS AND SO ON…
