«So, you’re saying that it will take 2 days to complete this illustration. If we give you the project today, can we have it tomorrow afternoon at half the price?»
«Can you make a mirror in photoshop?»
«So I shared your rough design concepts with my wife’s childbirthing class to get their feedback…»
«We really don’t like web as a medium. Can you please force our sites visitors to print out a copy of every page? We want our page to be more tangible.»
«You’re the designer, Why do you need information from me?»
«See this Myspace page, I want our website to look like that. Can you also make it play music? You can take away the stop button, I’ve seen it done before.»
«I want my website to look exactly like yours. That would be perfect. Except I want my own logo—exactly like this company’s.»
«No, I said that everything on the site should be in all caps. That’s how important the message is.»
«Could you make my website fit a A4 paper? And please, no scrolling, visitors get confused when they have to scroll.»
«Looks fine, would suggest changing the font to, say, comic sans possibly?»
Uh, gosh.. I laughed tears… 
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