I’ve never EVER seen a little (can I say white?) girl dance like this! Still trying to figure out, if i like it or not! After all, how old can she be? I always feel a little weird when I see young kids move like this, but then again: the dancing is still amazing.
Women are crazy. Men too. They don’t know what they want, don’t always say what they mean or mean what they say. Especially when it comes to relationships all of us are somewhat confused. In the last couple of weeks I’ve been confronted with a lot of that. Somehow the sentence “he/she doesn’t know what she wants” or “what does he/she want from me” or “I don’t even know what the hell I want” has been around. So when I stumbled over this. I was rofl, lol, lmao all at the same time! She is sooo f*cking funny! And her poem is sooo f*cking true! I love it, even though I think I’m totally sane and very happy right now!!
If you ever flush something down your toilet that is not supposed to be flushed down, I advise you to take care of it right away! Otherwise you will end up this way:
This is me hanging over my toilet bowl!
What had happened?
A couple of days ago I was cleaning the lavatory and accidentally flushed down one of those things you hang in your toilet bowl to freshen up the air and stuff. In the begining I was scared a bit but then, after trying the flush a few times and nothing happening I thought it was cool. About three days later, yesterday that is, the toilet started acting up. The drain was obviously blocked and neither the water nor anything else would drain off! All attempts to solve the problem chemically failed. So there were two options: 1. I call a plumber (which is going to cost me a whole lot of money) or 2. go to the hardware store and try to fix the problem myself. Get some wonder tool or something like that! I went for number 2. The guy at the hardware store told Miss LA and me that we basically had no other option than to unscrew the toilet bowl and move the entire thing. And that’s what we did – we decide to go Tim Taylor on this *shit*! Die Toilettenschüssel abgeschraubt und diesen dämlichen Toilettenerfrischer per Hand aus’m Rohr geholt UND alles wieder rangeschraubt UND alles wieder dicht!
Joe the Plumber ain’t got *shit* on us! We took care of *shit* and the *shit* you see in the bath tub was actually what was left of our problem! So now, after taking care of *shit*, Miss LA and me appreciate *shit*!
*Shit” happens, I guess, the bathroom, however, is desinfected and cleaner than it has ever been before! And we’re really proud as *shit*!
I guess every woman would answer the question of what is sexy in a different way. Especially when it comes to the other sex it’s funny to see and hear how much ideas of hotness differ. Take me for instance. What I consider sexy can be totally random. Here’s an example: There’s a certain way a guy can wear his pants. It’s a special fit, not too baggy, not too tight. What’s crucial is how low the guy lets his pants sag. It shouldn’t be to much, because really, that’s for inmates and hoodrats.
But then again, it shouldn’t be too high up, because we’re looking for that rather casual chic.
Once a guy has figured out the perfect way to wear his pants there will be one thing he has to do every once in a while: he will have to pull those pants up. Mostly while running or after getting up from a sitting position. And it’s how you do that – the pulling up the pants part – that can be totally sexy. You should never pull them up in the front – that has something old-man-ish about it. Always in the back. It should a quick movement, not too much action – you don’t want to give the impression like your just getting dressed. Give it an en-passant appeal. If you get it right, I mean right right, I’ll think it’s sexy.
That said, you might figure how I have a rather unique understandig about what’s sexy. So you might figure why I thought this was kinda hot – in a very American-white-boy-red-head-skinny-really-pale-but-still-cute kind of way :
Asher Roth is promoting his new album satirizing the infamous “Untitled (How Does It Feel)”-video by none other than D’Angelo. And ladies, let’s be honest: there’s probably no woman on this planet that doesn’t like this video.
Really. We are. Me too. A lot of things are very easy for us today. Like flying from A to B. Calling people from anywhere we are. Being connected to the rest of the world etc. Easy. We go on vacation to the other side of the planet, opening hours are sooo last century, if you can’t get the shoe here, order it online from Japan! Easy. Sometimes we forget though, how priviliged we are. I forget it too – all the time. Then I go to Eritrea and feel really stupid with my limited sneakers, my super-hip bag, my very exclusive Japanese denims (you know the ones you’re only allowed to wash every 6 months) etc. You just SOOO feel ridiculous. In a way. Then I realize, that’s just my life. I like the stuff. And it’s okay to like it. As long as you don’t let the gear own you or start to take things for granted! Louis CK, a great comedian, was on Conan O’Brian’s show a while ago and gave this really great performance! I urge you to watch it…..like PLEEEEAAAASE! Embedding isn’t possible – unfortunately!
But I love her! Her name is Lisa Lampanelli and she is funny as hell! Even though I admit that my ears turned lobster-red first time I watched it! Explicit (as in Am-I-Old-Enough-For-This?!?), straight, live and direct. This chick is shameless!
This girl is automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh, works your body so melodic and she goes right through your chest! Other than that she is MTV on your telly, Fritz on your radio, Juice on your newstand and now: artschool vets on your computer! Yessir!
